[Spencer flirting with a watermelon]
I know you are…
Yeah you’re pretty.
Yeah, your’e a pretty little melon.
Yes you are.
What?
No. I don’t think vertical green stripes make you look fat.
People in school are like “Why are you so quiet?”, and I’m just like..
I’m actually a really shy person. Like when you first meet me, our conversation is going to be awkward no matter what because I wouldn’t have any idea what to talk about. It’s also worse when you’re cute. But if you wait a little I’ll get comfortable talking with you. Then I’ll start talking so much that it’ll annoy you. I really do talk a lot.
this is true, though i wouldn’t say i’m shy— just generally uninterested. xD
When your walking down the steps at the cinema and a really good song is playing in the credits and you feel all bad ass like this
We all have someone we just hate no matter what they do.
When you just see them:
When they borrow something from you:
“Here you go”
When they talk to you:
When they talk to your friends:
When they talk to your crush:
When they get the highest score on a test:
When they’re just simply breathing:
When you see a funny post on Tumblr
You sit there and laugh to yourself like
While other people in the room look at you like
That awkward moment when you have reblogged the same person 5+ times in a row…
…they probably think I’m stalking them…
…because I am.
When your friend does something you clearly said was a bad idea
That awkward moment when you finish a math problem and your answer isn’t even one of the choices.
I GIVE UP
